This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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