So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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