Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
He shit in the fireplace
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