Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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