And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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