idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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