Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize