Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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