Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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