What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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