have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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