Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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