How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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