In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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