You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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