How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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