Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I love you. Go after that dick
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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