We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
sarcasm needs its own font
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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