he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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