Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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