Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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