do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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