Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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