marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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