im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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