I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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