i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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