Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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