How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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