It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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