Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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