Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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