I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
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