Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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