I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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