i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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