I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
That accounts for only three of the penises
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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