You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Someone signed my nipple.
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