whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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