we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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