Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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