I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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