Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
