Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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