We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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