When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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