So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
this is an emotional support booty call
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
