# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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