I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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