Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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