It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just had sex on a roof
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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