He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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