i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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